KWF Highly Unlikely

This event was held on 3/25/00.

Bandlove makes his way out and says that he is forced to retire, and that he has been named commissioner of the KWF!!!!!

Round 1 of the KWF World Title Tournament.

Match One: Tycho Brahe vs. Johannes Kepler  

Winner: Tycho Brahe via the Silver Nose

Match Two: The Witchdoctor vs. Toby J. Warfield

   Winner: Toby J. Warfield via the Blackout

Match Three: Sloppy Joe (c) vs. Levitating Lewis (TV Title is on the line)

   Winner and new TV Champion: Levitating Lewis via a Tantalizing Toot run-in.

Match Four: El Guapo vs. Pisswarm Mike Dallas

   Winner: Pisswarm Mike Dallas via the Pisswarm Plunge

Match to determine the NEW Hardcore Champion

Match Five: Norbert Noodlemeyer vs. The Freak

    Winner and new Hardcore Champion: Norbert Noodlemeyer via a jumping DDT

Round 2 of the KWF World Title Tournament

Match Six:  Pisswarm Mike Dallas vs. Levitating Lewis (TV Title is not on the line)

   Winner: Pisswarm Mike Dallas via throwing Toot on top of Lewis.

Match Seven: Tycho Brahe vs. Toby J. Warfield

   Winner: Tycho Brahe via Toby jumping off the porch and through a board.

Tag Team Title Match (the tag titles have been stripped from the dirty mexicans for not defending them.)

Match Eight: Critical Strike vs. ????

   Norbert Noodlemeyer wants to be in this match, CS asks who his partner will be. Sloppy Joe attacks them from behind.

      It will be Sloppy Joe and Norbert against CS.

   Winner and still tag team champions of the KWF: Critical Strike via the Special K

Finals of the KWF World Title Tournament

Match Nine: Tycho Brahe vs. Pisswarm Mike Dallas

   Winner: Tycho Brahe via a Silvernose on a big pile of stuff

After the match has ended, Tycho and Mike Dallas lay waste to Toby J. Warfield, and then the new commissioner, Bandlove, comes out and joins them! Bandlove and his bodyguard throw things at the fans, and then THE KRO appears standing on top of the arena with the World Title, and with that the show ends.